
I made five bucks
The people I was with tonight dared to me to find one of the many straight girls on the dance floor and hump all up on her for five seconds. Five seconds for five dollars. I did it and now … I just feel empty and a little bit dirty BUT I got my five dollars. Totally worth it!
“It’s all about money, not freedom, y’all, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?” - Bill Hicks





