Co-Worker: Oh I didn't know it's your birthday. What kind of cake do you like? I'll make you one.
Me: A vegan one.
Co-Worker: What the hell kind of cake is that? I've never heard of vegan cake.
Me: One without eggs, milk, or any kind of animal products.
Co-Worker: *scrunches face*
Me: I go to www.vegweb.com to get the recipes. If you really want to make me one you could go there.
Co-Worker: *shakes head, walks away*